Thursday, June 26, 2008

Suffering from PMS...

Never thought I would say this but everyone here is suffering from PMS * , doesn't matter if are you from mars or Venus (or from any other planet for that matter) you have positively been diagnosed with a case of PMS*.. the uncanny symptoms include ..

1. Feeling of being deflated amongst the inflationary pressures..
2. Sudden bouts of anxiety sparking from thoughts about India's current account deficit...
3. Dreams of swimming in the money base with the RBI suddenly pulling the plug on you..
4. Loosing the ability to make decisions without first drawing a decision tree ..
5. Working out the critical path from SV1 to Sv2 so that you get there on time ..

If you are suffering from 3 or more of the above symptoms then you have PMS* .. Although no cure has been found as yet but some people (research firms like Bacardi and Smirnoff) are working on it .. tomorrow night there will be a mass camp at the Lounge and medicine will be handed out to everyone .. i have a feeling all will be cured ;)

*PMS (Pre - Midterm Syndrome)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

They better find a cure, we have another 13 to go!!!

Bornloser said...

and i hope everybody was cured..atleast i was :)

Bornloser said...

and you should seriously remove this word verification thing.. .. they are like 8-10 letter long and weird looking